#Monkey See Monkey Get

This little guy has his mind made up.

monkey

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Swrwy pfft da bwnna dun nt nwdy ga hit.

2.  Slowly put the banana down and nobody gets hurt.

3.  I trained with these knives for 3 years.  Now I want to get paid.

4.  I ran out of gum so I chew on the red handle instead.

Enjoy!

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#Nosejob

When you just gotta fix something.

nosejob

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Smoooooooooth.

2.  I can’t believe I went to a 4 year college for this.

3.  Good as gold, I mean silver.

4.  Crap, I think I’m stuck.

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Thirsty Throngs Thicker Than #SB50

When you just gotta have a drink even if there is a huge line.

crowds

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Man, that water looks good.

2.  Does it matter that we are down stream from that open pit mine?

3.  Now I know how humans feel like at the airlines check in counter.

4.  Hey, there is an empty spot on the end!

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#Interesting – Lonely Guy Speaks His Mind

Ever feel like the only survivor after a rainstorm?

cardboard_figure

This is what this little guy might say.

1.  Where is everybody?

2. I love the crisp, clean air.

3. Crap.  I should have turned off my sprinklers.

4. I better go inside before my legs get wet and crumple up.

Enjoy!

If you are feeling lonely, please call someone, anyone.

The National Lifeline number is (800) 273-8255.

 

#”Groundhog Day” Can Be Exhausting

After all the Photo Shoots, Press Interviews and Meet and Greets.

groundhog

Oh, yeah.  And putting up with Bill Murray.

Speaking of exhaustion, you probably deserve a rest too.

(Okay, all you animal experts, this is really a squirrel, but you get the idea.)

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Fortune Features Final Phrase

The Fortune Cookie manufacturer has run out of fortunes.

fortune_cookie_mom

 

Enjoy!

P.S. Call your Mom.

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Vroom Vroom Brooms

This young lady can’t peddle fast enough to a store to peddle her brooms.

fan_girl

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  I think I can.  I think I can.

2.  I hope the wind doesn’t kick up.

3.  If I sell all these brooms, I can buy a motorcycle.

4.  Chim, chimney, Chim, chimney, Chim, chim, cher-ee!

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Solitude of #Winter

Peace.  Tranquility.  Crisp cold air.

winter_bench

 

This is what this young girl might be thinking.

1.  Thanks for the snow.

2.  This will produce a lot of water which we need.

3.  Thanks for the incredible view.

4.  How did this bench get way up here?

Enjoy!

If you are feeling #lonely, please call someone, anyone.

The National Lifeline number is (800) 273-8255.

Tempting #Trampoline

Could you resist this trampoline?  Here is what this owner might be thinking.

trampoline

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Maybe I should post a sign that says, “NO SHOES”.

2.  I’m moving up!  And down and up.

3.  My neighbors are going be jealous of this.

4.  Who needs a park with grass?

5.  I am glad I got a second mortgage on my shack to buy this.

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Pigs Pack for Paradise

Pigs and piglets go on vacation too.  Here is what one piglet might say to the parents.

pigs_on_vacation

Select your favorite caption for this photo.

1.  Can I drink the water?

2.  Are we going to see any sharks?

3.  Is this where Flipper the dolphin lives?

4.  This suntan lotion does not taste like coconut.

5.  Will the water turn blue if my brother has an accident?

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