Here is my latest USA Today Caption Contest entry.
Thanks to Mike Smith, Las Vegas Sun, King Features.
Oh yeah, and to Ebola and to Hazmat suits.
Ebola Humor – If Possible
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Autumn Meditation
You can relax by staring at this picture and slowly counting from 1 to 50. Then 50 to 1.
I’ll bet you found yourself taking a deep breath. If not, go back and do it again.
That is what relaxation and meditation feel like. Do you like it?
Better yet, go take a walk around you neighborhood or the nearest park. You will be glad you did.
Oh, crap! I have to go rake up my leaves before it gets dark! See ya!
Google Gadget Goes Gilligan
I have entered the USA Today Caption Contest many times but forgot to post my June one.
Sound familiar? The words follow the Gilligan’s Island theme song.
Thanks to Mike Smith, Las Vegas Sun, King Features for the artwork.
Enjoy!
Human Wheel Desk for Ultimate Multitaskers
They say what goes around, comes around.
Now you too can simultaneously work out and work in your home office.
Ultimate multitaskers can finally burn those calories and burn the midnight oil.
While we are on the subject of humans, take a look at this blog.
https://michaelekelley.com/2014/09/19/why-humans-are-more-important-than-workplaces/
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Naming Hurricanes After Climate Deniers
Over 3 million have viewed this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efAUCG9oTb8
For more information go to
ClimateNameChange.org
Scientists Discover Sound Made By Atom – Duh
That’s right. You heard it first right here on this website.
We are constantly aiming to bring you fresh red-hot news right here..
As our Valley Girlfriends would say, “Duh. Everything makes a noise. Especially if you bump into someone or something.”
So scientists using the latest technology have discovered the sound atoms make. It is “D” as in doe, a deer, a female deer.
For more information, about the atom sound not the doe, visit the following website:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/12/sound-atom-captured_n_5810124.html
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All You Can Eat Buffett – As In Warren Buffett
Let’s don’t all get big heads now!
Okay. I love blowups of heads as much as anybody. Like the recent “The Voice” episode featuring the finals where the country western singer, Jake Worthington, has his hometown rooting for him. With blowups of his head.
Anyways back to Warren Buffett. Here is a website that proves that you can earn more money and eat better than Warren.
Good luck with your investments.
What If Russia Was Kicked Out of the Olympics?
Would Putin change course on Ukraine?
At what point does the World consider evicting a rogue country?
Would the International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) have to make the request to the International Olympic Committee before the 2016 Olympic Games in Rio?
Or could the IAAF kick Russia out of the 2015 IAAF World Championships in Beijing?
In December 2013, the IOC considered expelling India from the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.
In recent years, the IOC suspended the national Olympic bodies of Kuwait, Ghana and Panama for political interference, but all were eventually reinstated.
In 1970, the IOC formally expelled South Africa from the Olympics. The country returned to the fold at the 1992 Barcelona Games.
Lots of questions. Few answers.
Caption Contest – Taxes – April
Here is my entry to the USA Today Caption Contest featuring art work by Mike Smith.
Yes, I know it is about time that I added a humorous post.
For more death related humor look at these posts or click the Humor tab.
https://michaelekelley.com/2013/02/01/cheating-death-by-procrastination/
https://michaelekelley.com/2013/06/24/twinkies-are-the-ultimate-zombie/
Enjoy!
Go Nuts!
This isn’t about doing a cart-wheel in your office, though you need to get out of your chair. This is about the health advantages of eating nuts!
By mnn.com
A recent study over a long period of time with over 100,000 people and analyzed by habits. shows eating nuts every day decreases health issues by 20%. Here is the study.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/20/harvard-long-life-nuts/3654717/
Contrary to myth, nuts do not make you fat as this study confirms. In fact nuts have a higher protein to sugar level than any snack. The study was done regardless if the nuts were roasted, dry roasted, salty, unsalted or grown on a tree or in the ground.
Also you want to increase the good fat, lower the bad fat and lower your sugar intake. Nuts help you achieve that.
The squirrel above looks fat because he is about to hibernate and go without food for 6 months.
So nuts to you!
Michael E Kelley 