The Academy Awards were great. Here is Oprah’s big moment.
Now can you pick the funniest caption for her big moment.
1. I finally won my own Oscar!
2. What? The Lego Movie song, Everything is Awesome, didn’t win?
3. Hey, this is yellow, not gold!
4. So this is not a real Oscar?
5. This is just the temporary one right?
6. Awesome! They want me for the Lego Movie 2!
7. Get outta here! No I mean get out of here!
Thanks for participating.
Take a closer look at this picture. Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Pinata time!
2. Ring around the rosie!
3. Just the fax, man.
4. This is the last time this printer/fax machine jams.
5. To the moon, Alice!
6. Thank goodness we have 20 other 30 year-old printers.
7. I love my job. I love my job.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to MarketWatch.com and Office Space.
Take a closer look at this picture. Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. City decided they needed more waterfalls.
2. City trying to be the Niagara Falls of California.
3. City wanted more surfing downtown close to shops.
4. City wanted to create 6 more jobs and lower unemployment rate.
5. City did not want new Pavillion flooded after record rain.
6. Pavillion removes water after ice rink melts.
7. Toilets backup after Chris Christie visits Pavillion.
8. Squeegee company demonstrates newest model.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to LA Times.
Are you stretched to the max like this dog? You might be stressed.
Maybe you need some me time or some alone time or some quiet time.
Or maybe some noise cancelling headphones.
No, better yet, you need to do some yoga like this dog is performing.
Relax! It is not the end of the world yet.
Thanks
Just when the little guy was getting some respect and understanding.
The Pentagon announced that a 2008 study found Russian President Vladimir Putin has Asperger’s syndrome.
Of all the people at this point in history to be found to have Asperger’s syndrome, this just takes the cake.
Poor little guy will have to go home and muster up more courage and respect.
Thanks to Matt Friedman and his book “Dude, I’m An Aspie!”. For more on Matt see
Enjoy!
This old expression for something obvious being ignored has a new take away from Mad Magazine.
“The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.”
That says something about debt in the US.
If you are in debt, there is plenty of advice out there. I like Dave Ramsey’s advice (DaveRamsey.com) which I have included in the following:
1. immediately save $1000 for emergencies even if you have to sell something,
2. pay the smallest debt balance first,
3. create a budget using your previous expenses,
4. create envelopes of cash and pay from them,
5. eliminate duplicate insurance policies,
6. immediately pay your credit card balance if possible,
7. cut the cable or satellite cord via Chromecast or Amazon Fire,
8. build up an emergency fund to last 6 months.
You too can tackle that elephant.
Best of luck!
While the East Coast is having lots of snow, the West Coast is having lots of wind.
If this dog’s ears were any bigger, it would be in the next county.
Thanks to our friend, Ann, for sharing.
Is this a good day for kite flying or would it collapse like a broken umbrella?
Enjoy!
Here is the entry that I submitted to USA Today opinion caption contest.
Photo: Mike Smith, Las Vegas Sun, King Feature
Enjoy!
Our big dog likes the small bed. Our small dog likes the big bed.
Go figure.
My dogs gave me an ultimatum and would not leave me alone.
Either I grant their resolutions or they will summon Zombie Dogs.
Here are my dogs’ resolutions for me.
What should I do?
Michael E Kelley 