No I am not talking about this website. I mean this bull.
Here are some possible captions for this bullfighter. What is your favorite?
1. Note to self: Don’t wear pajamas in the ring.
2. Is this what my boss meant by taking the bull by the horns?
3. If I complete a somersault, maybe I won’t get hurt.
4. I should have worn Levis.
5. This is gonna leave a mark.
6. Now I wish I had paid my medical insurance premium.
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Look closely at this picture.
Unbelievable!
Thanks to my Facebook friends.
This is the Federal Reserve Board (Fed) Chairwoman, Janet Yellen.
She probably doesn’t dance like she used to, but she still gets around.
Pick your favorite caption to go with this photo.
1. I have 5 grandkids. How many do you have?
2. You know the cop on the Monopoly board that sticks his hand out and says, “Go to jail”? Well, I am nothing like him.
3. Congress, you silly old goats, will you stop harassing me?
4. Let’s make a deal. I will not increase interest rates for 5 months in exchange for less harassment.
5. We give you five five mints in one. You know, five money printing presses in one country.
You have to hand it to Janet, she has a nice smile.
Have a great day!
Ever have one of THOSE days?
Well this guy did. Can you pick the best caption?
1. This beats a cement bench.
2. I see’d when I should have saw’d.
3. Next time I will take my dog for less than a 30 mile hike.
4. In the dark this looks a lot like my bicycle.
5. Dude, where’s my car?
6. I like waking up smelling like pine.
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Sometimes people hurry. And when they do they make mistakes.
Here is another example.
The one word I was thinking of was “oops”.
By the way the second sign was an attempt to spell “secede” as in secede from the union.
Thanks to Brainjet.com.
Looks like my Holiday Wish for a 24 by 7 COMEDY internet service will come true.
Okay it probably will NOT air Wayne’s World reruns for 24 hours a day every day of the week.
But the point is somebody either listened to me or had a similar idea.
Back before Christmas, I wished for 7 things. One was a wish for “an internet casting site dedicated to COMEDY”. Here is the Holiday Wish post.
https://michaelekelley.com/2014/12/18/holiday-wish-list/
Now it looks like NBC will launch such a service.
See, wishes do come true.
What do you wish for?
Here is a whopper of a bubble by Bobby Abreu. Which is your favorite caption?
1. I was hoping to intimidate the pitcher. Next time I will pop it at the plate.
2. I dedicate this pink rose to my Mom.
3. Let’s see my competition do this.
4. I hope I didn’t scare anybody.
5. I am able to do this because I played trumpet in grade school.
6. Next time I will shave first. This could get messy.
Thanks to Getty Images, Bobby Abreu and my followers.
Hey I am talking about these cute baby owls. Pick your favorite caption.
1. H’owl you doin’?
2. That new hair dryer works really well.
3. I feel incomplete. Are you sure you can’t find the hair spray?
4. Here comes that pesky dog. Let’s pretend to be soft pine cones again.
5. Ah, who gives a hoot?
Have a nice day.
Is it Big Banks or Big Government?
Can you decide?
Can you do anything about either?
Yes you can.
You can vote for a constitutional amendment to reestablish campaign financing limits. No one should be able to buy Congressional votes. Then we will have our democracy back.
Then we the People, not the Rich, can control the size of Government and the size of Banks.
Don’t you want control? Sure you do.
PS Citigroup just moved its headquarters into the Capitol building with offices next to Congress. Thus the drawing above is more accurate than we thought. Oops.
Can you name the correct caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Ay, caramba!
2. This world sucks! I need to find a new one.
3. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
4. I guess I shouldn’t have put those fireworks in my back pocket and sat on the stove.
5. Springsteen, I’m on fire!
6. I’m burnin’ for you! No, not you. You.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to Elan Lee and crew.
Michael E Kelley 