Ever have one of those days?
Select your favorite caption for this photo.
1. I’m stylin’. I’m stylin’.
2. I hate when it rains right after a perm.
3. Beach fever. Beach fever. We know how to do it.
4. Let’s see the Shaggy Dog do this.
Enjoy!
This bear thinks he can catch the cyclist. What do you think?
Pick your favorite caption from the following choices.
1. How can that guy wear shorts in this weather?
2. Hey you. Am I in time for the triathlon?
3. I should have waited to have my fish dinner.
4. Did that guy smell like Honey Boo Boo?
Let me know your favorite. Have a great day.
Iraq is not taking the war sitting down as it launches the PFI.
Who wants to shoot rifles all day long while standing up or kneeling?
Well obviously Iraq doesn’t. Consequently, Iraq has announced a goal of one plastic patio chair for every two soldiers. They will take turns sitting while shooting.
Some 4,000 Sunni tribal fighters are participating in the fight in Anbar province, al-Assadi said Tuesday. Ramadi is surrounded from three sides by Iraqi forces, he said.
Therefore, Iraq needs 2,000 plastic patio chairs and they need your help.
Please go to http://www.gofundme.com/ and help Iraq meet their goal.
Thanks to USAToday for the photo.
“Will someone get these Muppets out of my face!”
Sorry but those are Sock Puppets. Manuela Carmena, the new Mayor of Madrid Spain, just insulted Muppets everywhere.
Sock Puppets have been multiplying like crazy but continue to be confused with their comedy rivals, the Muppets.
One indignant Muppet, Bald Eagle, in an attempt to encourage competition was recently quoted as saying, “Sock it to me.”
The following is good advice for anyone with a significant other.
What is ironic is this is the opposite of a pitcher of water. When I was growing up in the southwest, we had a pitcher of water in the refrigerator. [Note: This is long before refrigerator’s had a water line and built-in ice makers.]
Nobody would take the last cup of water from the pitcher because then you had to fill up the pitcher with water again. We would rather die of thirst before doing that.
On the other hand, nobody hesitates to take the last donut or the last piece of pie.
I am here to advise you that if you want to have a long-lasting relationship, you need to offer the last piece to your significant other before you scarf it down.
But if your significant other is not around, try this.
Just a thought. Now I am getting hungry.
Take a look at this picture. Can you pick your favorite caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. Whew! It smells like a men’s locker room in here.
2. Is that the edge of the cliff behind me?
3. Maybe someone should have put air holes in this thing.
4. Is my time up yet? I am more phobic than I thought.
5. Does this come with a barf bag?
6. I am definitely taking a shower and washing my clothes after this.
7. If this thing pops, do I get a refund?
Hope you enjoyed this.
Here is the May USA Today Caption Contest photo. Can you pick the best caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. I hear White House security is still having issues.
2. Looks like one of the tourists got lost.
3. Don’t just stand there get me Bill on the phone!
4. I have this feeling I am being stalked.
5. Let’s see what my successor can do with that mess.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to USA Today and Mike Smith.
Ever feel like going back to bed and starting over?
Well instead here is a picture and here are some captions for you to pick from. Then you can go back to bed.
1. Why did I eat that Macho Burrito last night?
2. And a whole bowl of nachos?
3. My mother is driving me nuts!
4. I need coffee NOW!
5. My eyes feel like sun-dried raisins.
Please vote for your favorite then you can go back to bed.
Don’t these birds look happy? Here are some possible captions to make you happy.
Which caption is your favorite?
1. Who called this meeting?
2. Hey where are Mark and Mary? Those darn lovebirds.
3. Next time could we meet on a phone line? I am getting dizzy.
4. Anybody seen the neighborhood cat?
5. Weren’t we supposed to be in Texas about now?
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No I am not talking about this website. I mean this bull.
Here are some possible captions for this bullfighter. What is your favorite?
1. Note to self: Don’t wear pajamas in the ring.
2. Is this what my boss meant by taking the bull by the horns?
3. If I complete a somersault, maybe I won’t get hurt.
4. I should have worn Levis.
5. This is gonna leave a mark.
6. Now I wish I had paid my medical insurance premium.
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Michael E Kelley 