Here is the May USA Today Caption Contest photo. Can you pick the best caption?
Here are the choices. Please pick your favorite.
1. I hear White House security is still having issues.
2. Looks like one of the tourists got lost.
3. Don’t just stand there get me Bill on the phone!
4. I have this feeling I am being stalked.
5. Let’s see what my successor can do with that mess.
Hope you enjoyed this. Thanks to USA Today and Mike Smith.
Ever feel like going back to bed and starting over?
Well instead here is a picture and here are some captions for you to pick from. Then you can go back to bed.
1. Why did I eat that Macho Burrito last night?
2. And a whole bowl of nachos?
3. My mother is driving me nuts!
4. I need coffee NOW!
5. My eyes feel like sun-dried raisins.
Please vote for your favorite then you can go back to bed.
Don’t these birds look happy? Here are some possible captions to make you happy.
Which caption is your favorite?
1. Who called this meeting?
2. Hey where are Mark and Mary? Those darn lovebirds.
3. Next time could we meet on a phone line? I am getting dizzy.
4. Anybody seen the neighborhood cat?
5. Weren’t we supposed to be in Texas about now?
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No I am not talking about this website. I mean this bull.
Here are some possible captions for this bullfighter. What is your favorite?
1. Note to self: Don’t wear pajamas in the ring.
2. Is this what my boss meant by taking the bull by the horns?
3. If I complete a somersault, maybe I won’t get hurt.
4. I should have worn Levis.
5. This is gonna leave a mark.
6. Now I wish I had paid my medical insurance premium.
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Look closely at this picture.
Unbelievable!
Thanks to my Facebook friends.
This is the Federal Reserve Board (Fed) Chairwoman, Janet Yellen.
She probably doesn’t dance like she used to, but she still gets around.
Pick your favorite caption to go with this photo.
1. I have 5 grandkids. How many do you have?
2. You know the cop on the Monopoly board that sticks his hand out and says, “Go to jail”? Well, I am nothing like him.
3. Congress, you silly old goats, will you stop harassing me?
4. Let’s make a deal. I will not increase interest rates for 5 months in exchange for less harassment.
5. We give you five five mints in one. You know, five money printing presses in one country.
You have to hand it to Janet, she has a nice smile.
Have a great day!
Ever have one of THOSE days?
Well this guy did. Can you pick the best caption?
1. This beats a cement bench.
2. I see’d when I should have saw’d.
3. Next time I will take my dog for less than a 30 mile hike.
4. In the dark this looks a lot like my bicycle.
5. Dude, where’s my car?
6. I like waking up smelling like pine.
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Sometimes people hurry. And when they do they make mistakes.
Here is another example.
The one word I was thinking of was “oops”.
By the way the second sign was an attempt to spell “secede” as in secede from the union.
Thanks to Brainjet.com.
Looks like my Holiday Wish for a 24 by 7 COMEDY internet service will come true.
Okay it probably will NOT air Wayne’s World reruns for 24 hours a day every day of the week.
But the point is somebody either listened to me or had a similar idea.
Back before Christmas, I wished for 7 things. One was a wish for “an internet casting site dedicated to COMEDY”. Here is the Holiday Wish post.
https://michaelekelley.com/2014/12/18/holiday-wish-list/
Now it looks like NBC will launch such a service.
See, wishes do come true.
What do you wish for?
Here is a whopper of a bubble by Bobby Abreu. Which is your favorite caption?
1. I was hoping to intimidate the pitcher. Next time I will pop it at the plate.
2. I dedicate this pink rose to my Mom.
3. Let’s see my competition do this.
4. I hope I didn’t scare anybody.
5. I am able to do this because I played trumpet in grade school.
6. Next time I will shave first. This could get messy.
Thanks to Getty Images, Bobby Abreu and my followers.
Michael E Kelley 