Burnt Toast

His Mom served burnt toast , but he was shocked when his Dad told this story.

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“When I was about eight or nine, my Mom burnt some toast .  One night what stood out in my mind was when she had made dinner for us after a very long and rough day at work. She placed a plate of jam and extremely burned toast in front of my Dad.  Not slightly burnt but completely blackened toast.  I was just waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt toast and would say anything. But Dad just ate his toast and asked me if I did my homework and how my day was. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing my Mom apologizing to Dad for burning the toast. And I’ll never forget what he said:

‘Sweetie, I love burnt toast.’

Later that night, I went to tell my Dad good night and ask him if he really liked his toast burned. He put his arm on my shoulder and said, ‘Your Mom put in a very long day at work today and she was very tired. And besides, a burnt toast never hurt anyone.  But you know what does? Harsh words!’


Then he continued to say ‘You know, life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like every other human. What I’ve learned over the years, is that learning to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences, is one of the most important keys for creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship. Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right and have compassion for the ones who don’t.’ “

Enjoy Life Now. 

Thanks to Victoria Potter and Tes Gold for sharing.

Can You Name The Water Caption?

Take a closer look at this picture.  Can you name the correct caption?

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Here are the choices.  Please pick your favorite.

1. City decided they needed more waterfalls.

2. City trying to be the Niagara Falls of California.

3. City wanted more surfing downtown close to shops.

4. City wanted to create 6 more jobs and lower unemployment rate.

5. City did not want new Pavillion flooded after record rain.

6. Pavillion removes water after ice rink melts.

7. Toilets backup after Chris Christie visits Pavillion.

8. Squeegee company demonstrates newest model.

Hope you enjoyed this.  Thanks to LA Times.

Fifty Shades of Stress

Are you stretched to the max like this dog?  You might be stressed.

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Maybe you need some me time or some alone time or some quiet time.

Or maybe some noise cancelling headphones.

No, better yet, you need to do some yoga like this dog is performing.

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Relax!  It is not the end of the world yet.

Thanks

 

Asperger’s Character is Ticked Off

Just when the little guy was getting some respect and understanding.

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The Pentagon announced that a 2008 study found Russian President Vladimir Putin has Asperger’s syndrome.

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Of all the people at this point in history to be found to have Asperger’s syndrome, this just takes the cake.

Poor little guy will have to go home and muster up more courage and respect.

Thanks to Matt Friedman and his book “Dude, I’m An Aspie!”.  For more on Matt see

http://www.dudeimanaspie.com/

Enjoy!

Elephant In The Room

This old expression for something obvious being ignored has a new take away from Mad Magazine.

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“The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.”

That says something about debt in the US.

If you are in debt, there is plenty of advice out there. I like Dave Ramsey’s advice (DaveRamsey.com) which I have included in the following:

1. immediately save $1000 for emergencies even if you have to sell something,

2. pay the smallest debt balance first,

3. create a budget using your previous expenses,

4. create envelopes of cash and pay from them,

5. eliminate duplicate insurance policies,

6. immediately pay your credit card balance if possible,

7. cut the cable or satellite cord via Chromecast or Amazon Fire,

8. build up an emergency fund to last 6 months.

You too can tackle that elephant.

Best of luck!

Feeling The Wind In My Ears

While the East Coast is having lots of snow, the West Coast is having lots of wind.

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If this dog’s ears were any bigger, it would be in the next county.

Thanks to our friend, Ann, for sharing.

Is this a good day for kite flying or would it collapse like a broken umbrella?

Enjoy!

 

Holiday Wish List

1. Find CHOPSTICKS that work.  For food, not flies.

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2. Start an internet casting site dedicated to COMEDY films, tv shows and radio programs.  Call it COMEDYCATION.  Get it?  A commingling of the words comedy, communication, and medication.  Because humor is the best medicine.

3. Learn how to JUGGLE.

4. Pass some kind of US CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT to a.) limit and expose campaign financing, b.) limit human rights to humans not corporations, or c.) both.

5. Invent GUM that won’t stick to desks.

6. Start the AMERICAN MAJORITY PARTY that votes based on the results of at least 2 national polls.

7. Go BUNGEE JUMPING off a bridge over water.

Maybe next year.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

Zombie Dogs

Have you seen these dogs?

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I can tell these are Zombie Dogs because:

1. Their eyes are glazed over

2. Dogs can’t drive and

3. Their cancelled visas.

Let me know if you see them.

Republicans Consider Unfriending Obama on Facebook

What is the social networking world coming to?

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[The following is reprinted from The Washington Post as written by Dana Milbank.]

Among the many ways Republican members of Congress are contemplating to punish President Obama for his executive actions on immigration is a proposal of elegant simplicity: They would refuse to invite him to the Capitol to give his State of the Union address.

Yes, that should do the job. And if this doesn’t force Obama to back down from his executive orders, Republican lawmakers can escalate by unfriending him on Facebook and unfollowing him on Twitter. If even this fails, they can take the extreme step of having their Christmas cards from the Obamas returned to sender. Surely, the president then would have no choice but to relent.

For the complete editorial, visit this website.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/dana-milbank-the-gops-symbolic-fight-against-immigration-action/2014/12/02/a0a5d816-7a5b-11e4-9a27-6fdbc612bff8_story.html

 

Who’s Been Messin’ With My Workstation?

We all love our workstations.  Even if our employer bought them and put a label on them.  We would hate to have someone move or change it.  Here is one such story.

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Upon visiting a customer site to perform a software upgrade, the three of us engineers couldn’t help but notice the Post-it notes all over the edge of the console.  There was so many notes that there was little room for one more.

The main operator’s name was Mike just like mine.  He was a really big guy like a former football player who had retired from the game and put on a few pounds.

When Mike went to lunch, one of our engineers decided to put one more Post-it note on his workstation. He wrote “Call your mother” on one and stuck it near the center top rim amongst the many others.  We all wondered if Mike would notice the new note with so many others covering the edge.

When Mike came back from lunch, a mere 5 minutes went by when Mike asked in a deep angry voice, “Who’s been messin’ with my workstation?”

The three of us engineers cracked up and laughed hysterically.  When we finally calmed down, the engineer that put the last Post-it-note on the workstation confessed.

Mike too had calmed down and understood it was a simple joke.

But this simple joke could have gone seriously wrong.  What if Mike’s mother had passed away?  Then the joke would have been a tragic reminder of a missed loved one.

So the moral of this story is always watch what you say. Anything you say may come back to haunt you.